One day a man stumbled upon a dusty lamp. He picked it up, gave it a rub and out came a Magic Genie.
The Genie says to the man, "I will grant you any 3 wishes good Sir. But remember this, whatever you wish for, I will give DOUBLE to every lawyer in this World!"
The man answers back saying, "Hmmm. Okay...that's fine by me, just as long as I get what I wish for."
The Genie then proceeds to ask the man, "What is your first wish?"
The man says, "I wish for a Million Dollars."
The Genie replies, "Every lawyer in the World will receive 2 Million Dollars..."
The man responds, "That is fine by me."
The Genie fulfills the request, "Done! Your second wish?"
The man proceeds, "Ummm, I'd like to have a Super Model as my woman."
The Genie again warns, "Every lawyer in the World will have 2 Super Models."
The man's response, "No problem."
The Genie once again fulfills the man's wishes, "Done! For your third and final wish?"
The man thinks for a moment and replies, "Hmmm...I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
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